Gather $1000000
Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jorgen
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Find all collectibles on level 2
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Win the title bout!
Do no evil